Meg vs Catherine Limbaugh : Neighborhood Championship

Here is a fight I did a year back with Catherine Limbaugh

megforrest: it is another day of work at Shady Brook..for those who work that is. For the housewives of the area especially those with no children at home, its another day of suburban boredom. My usual method of dealing with it is to tan by the pool in my scarlet bikini which is maybe too small for public consumption. But it pisses that bitch neighbor Catherine off, especially when I wear it if SHE is outside and outshining her. I put lotion on my brown skin, sunglasses and matching red hat on, looking the whore's way...

Catherine Limbaugh: I walk out in my yard   wearing a dark blue bikini not as small as my neighbor wears  but then I am not a whore in heat like that bitch Meg.  I glance over and see you.  I can’t believe the nerve of this bitch!!  Just trying to show off for any man that might walk by  I stride purposefully over across the yard  there is no fence   and I stand over you looking down as you sit in your chair   "Put something decent on Meg   you are giving the neighborhood a bad reputation  " 

megforrest: I smile to myself seeing that i got a rise out of you. "Now Catherine, be fair. I do have the body and YOUTH to pull this off. You could in your prime too. I mean even now you do have a great body for your age." I let that dagger sink in. "And speaking of bitches, keep your fucking mutt on YOUR side of the yard. I see dog shit and I will rub it in your face." I flutter my eyes sweetly at you. I have had a neighbor who did get in my face before, I recall. I wonder if I can get lucky again in life like that.

Catherine Limbaugh: I take the insults with a wry smile and I feel my body tense up  “Oh sugar   your implants don’t impress me and neither does your dull wit and speaking of dog shit   how is your husband  doing these   days  ?  Is he still fucking the redhead down the street?”

megforrest: I notice your body tense and i bite my lip. You look like you would be a good fighter..and a bad loser. "At least he stays with adults, unlike your hubby who over compensates with the babysitter. " I take my sunglasses off. "I heard a rumour you have had a few fights in your days. Is that just...talk? "

Catherine Limbaugh: I smile and walk towards my back door  then turning to you I make a come here motion with my finger   saying  “hon  you are about to find out  just how good I am in a catfight”   I walk in the door and wait    to see if you take  the challenge

megforrest: I take my hat off and shake out my dark hair. I strut to the door and lean on the house. "Consider this your title defense. And likely a new champ. Lead on sweetheart, all we needs is a place to fight I think.

Catherine Limbaugh: I walk through the kitchen to the living room  I need only move a table and I do that quickly    My hair is down on my shoulders   Likely new champ my ass BITCH  I am going to enjoy putting you in your place 

megforrest: I follow you, mentally critiquing your housekeeping and decorating. "I plan to enjoy this Catherine. You are a bitch that needs to be brought to HEEL! I don't think we need rules.." With that I get into a crouch my red nails shining in the light, waiting for you to be ready before I start. I want no excuses for your loss

Catherine Limbaugh: I crouch slightly my nails brought up in claw like fashion as I move slightly left , stalking you    the light through the window making my light hair appear even more blonde   my legs are fit and tone  as each step brings us closer   I hiss at you  no rules it is then BITCH  I don’t want anything holding me back  

megforrest: My daily workout has kept me toned (not too masculine ) and my implants look wonderful swaying back and forth as we stalk each other. Someone has to move first and it shall be me. I stomp on your foot and grab for those golden locks with my left hand, pulling hard to the left while my right talons slash across your chest testing your actual fight resolve

Catherine Limbaugh: AHGGGGG   Bitch!!   My foot throbs and I limp slightly then you rake my chest!!   I retaliate by stiffening my fingers and stabbing them up into the soft under meat of your tit just under the cup of your too small bikini!!  my nails hitting your tit like needles  my other hand rakes your face from just below your left eye down to your chin  !!  I yell “ I will remove those fake tits of yours!!”  

megforrest: AHHHHh I shriek as you attack my chest. Feeling the fabric starting to tear under your nails. I hiss as your claw my face. I pull you towards me using your hair as I slam my right knee up at your firm tummy . My other hand works under your swimsuit top and i feel your warm tit in my hand. Then I squeeze, twisting nails into your nipple and feeling your breathing as I crush your teat. “I will mash your tit into hamburger !” I shout

Catherine Limbaugh: The knee drives air past my lips with an OOOFFFF and then I hear myself moan as you attack my breast!!  I bed at the waist slightly not able to keep my hand in your tit but I see another target  and I wrap one hand around your waist and then push my other hand into the bottoms of your bikini!!  I search for the lips and find them   my nails clamping shut and twisting

megforrest: Grateful for the end to your tit attack and then NOOOOOOO your nails on my lips burning agony on my sex! Tears fill my eyes and i know 30 seconds, a minute of that could end this too quickly. I release your hair and jab my nails at your eyes, trying to shock you into releasing me while twisting your tit like I am trying to open a safe !

Catherine Limbaugh: GAWDDDD    MY EYES!!   I grab your wrist and pull your hand away from my eyes then my tit is attacked  twisting as you do I turn my body sideways trying to alleviate the pain and pressure    I throw use my fingers once again and push them up under your cup forcing the cup up over your tit  then grabbing the tit with my nails I twist them in like fish hooks

megforrest: HISSSSS My teeth grit against the pain as your nails go into my tit. Better that than my sex though. I yank my hand away from your grip then SLAP your face, dragging my nails across your cheek. "Marking you as MINE ! " I growl. I let go off your breast not able to keep the grip but make up for it with a slow nails on a chalkboard drag across your sternum. Making you bleed !

Catherine Limbaugh: My head snaps hard from the slap and once again I emit a loud low groan as you rake my chest!!   I reach for your face and grab your cheek closing my hands on it my nails digging into your face as I close in on you then once again I push my hand down under the band of your bikini bottoms   as you twist your hips and legs I have a hard time getting the lips in my grip so I settle for raking my claw back and forth across your mound 

megforrest: AIIIIII your nails making my cheeks bleed, putting new meaning to the term rosy cheeks. My sex feels pain again but not as intense as before. "Fine then time to give that old snatch a workout! " I growl as my left hand balls up and with an uppercut like swing I aim between your thighs with a punch ! My other hand rakes your back and butt cheeks pulling your bottoms lower to expose you.

Catherine Limbaugh: I know my mouth is open but no sound comes out   and I am driven to my tip toes by the fist I feel you clawing my back and I arch as best I can to try and minimize the raking    I keep my hand in your panties but still cannot get a grip in your pussy  I use my other hand to pull your close by the tit then lean into you and bite your shoulder   leaning my body against yours to recover from the fist 

megforrest: Smiling angrily as I see my fist has had an impact, watching you on tippy toes. I can feel you still trying to lock me in a pussy claw. GAWD as you bite my shoulder, I do the instinctive thing and bite back, our wet bodies locked together. i grab at your hand in my panties trying to lock it up while my hand on your back slides down your bottoms past your toned ass, trying to get at your pussy from the back !

Catherine Limbaugh: our sweat soaked bodies press against each other our mouths locked into skin and teeth ripping at flesh I try to get my hand free from your grip   my other hand reaches between us and once again I grab the tit anchoring my grip with a thumb nail in the nipple 

megforrest: I moan as you grip my tit anew and the pain causes your other hand to get free. Our bite war continues both gnawing on each other almost out of habit now. I use my defensive hand to attack now nails towards your now exposed mound and the back hand..I hook into your butt hole and pull up in a vicious fish hook. It seems it might become a contest of who can hurt the other most the quickest..

Catherine Limbaugh: OHH  GAWDDDDD  I am once again raised to my tip toes  by the My scream causes me to lose my bite!!  I bring both hands up to your face and rake across your eyes !!  I have to get you out of my pussy and ass!  GAWDD  IT HURTS!!!  

megforrest: OWWWWW you slash across my eyes and my scream causes me to lose my bite. The instinctive reaction is to release my grip on your pussy and grab at one of your wrists. In your ass, it makes me jerk up and actually dig in worse. I bite at the fingers of your other hand snapping like a wild dog with my hand in your butt rakes your ass with my other fingers.

Catherine Limbaugh: I scream as you get a bite into my finger  GAWD YOU BITCH!!        I use one hand to grab your tit and pull it up   and lowering my head  I suck in the meat at the top of your tit and bite   my other hand searching for your pussy  your hips moving and legs struggling   My fingers digging at your mound trying to get into you 

megforrest: OHHHHH GAWD I moan as you bite into my breast, the pain incredible now as we both start to feel our limits being tested. Once again your search for my mound and i know when you get there I may not be able to last long, especially with that savage tit attack. I let go of your hand with my mouth and dive at your head mouth enveloping your ear and chomping on it, turning my head like a dog. I pull up on your ass with my finger in there anything to inflict pain now. My free hand I start at your chest and slash down not stopping until I feel pussy flesh..

Catherine Limbaugh: I feel blood trickle from my ass down the back of my legs!!    GAWD NOOOO   then  MY EAR!!!!!   I grab at your face trying to relieve myself from your bite and my other hand grabbing at yours  trying to get the finger out of my ass       

megforrest: I growl as you push on my face, hand under my chin. Then you pull on my wrist by your ass. And my hand slithering down your body...finds your mound and I press my nails into you, seeing if I have overwhelmed your defenses at last. My own body shaking from the pain and effort. Truly this is a championship fight.

Catherine Limbaugh: I scream in pain   I am able to drive a knee up into your belly  and then push you away by the shoulders    I stumble away from you  back peddling  my hands up to protect my face I need to gather my thoughts but my mind is numb with pain and exhaustion      I need to regroup   

megforrest: UNHHH My body quakes as your knee impacts with my belly. In fact it seems to shut down for a moment while you push me aside and I stumble into the wall. Panting, my bikini a mess and in tatters as I also try to regroup and catch my breath, letting my top fall off. . We are both exhausted and in agony. We both are one move away from winning or losing this

Catherine Limbaugh: I stagger on weak legs at you  my hands up trying to get at your face I manage a weak slap at your cheek as I try to get my other hand at your pussy  

megforrest: We come together like two old women staggering, the weak slap feeling worse than it should and I reach for your hand going for my sex, lacing fingers together. With a groan I smack my chest into yours and our ravaged tits mash into each other. My free hand grab your butt cheeks and I push your pelvis towards my raised knee "bitch" I gasp..

Catherine Limbaugh: OOOFFFFFF   I my body so racked with pain and tired I fall into you from the knee   I feel myself sag against your body  and My arms barely hanging on with my hands in your hair   

megforrest: feeling you nearly limp now I wrap my arms around you in bear hug trying to pump the least bit of life from you while I bite your most ravaged tit with all I got left..

Catherine Limbaugh: All I can do is scream and cry !!   gawd  my tit!!     I am done  Please stop !! 

megforrest: I hear your submission and let you go.."New champ...whore"   and I collapse as I raise my arms in victory...which is how they find us hours later passed out

THE END?